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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved
to charge around the ward, taking corners on one wheel,
and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a
picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some
of the males actually
joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a
door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his
arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in
a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that
thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out
a Kit Kat wrapper, and held it up to him.
"OK," he said, and away Ethel sped down
the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge
on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of
her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of
insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster,
and held it up to him.
Harold nodded, and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front
door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark
naked, with a very sizable erection.
"Oh, good grief, "cried Ethel, "not
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How can you not find this attractive
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| ugh i just saw two birds having sex, and it looked like rape.
Should I be feelin' bad? (no)
Should I be feelin' good? (no)
It's kinda sad I'm the laughing stock of the neighborhood
And you would think that I'd be movin' on (move it)
But I'm a sucker like I said
Fucked up in the head, not!
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
But my heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny
--good song
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| TV can be really stupid sometimes, when i say that i mean that it can be noticably fake and in turn not entertaining. kinda like a new Tom Cruise movie.
I've noticed ursa Major latley, and i like it when the stars are out. I think that someday we should shut down all that power in the greater Grand Rapids area so that we'll all be able to see the stars better. Kinda like that one simpons episode, i don't remeber what all happened but i know that in the end lisa was happy.
At first glance, i thought the new movie Click sounded real gay. a guy with a "universal remote" yeah that sounds pretty cool. but now it sounds as if it might be allright, theres actually a decent plot and i like adam sandler, so who knows.
- today i had a thought. what if i was in a accident at a young age and was put into a coma. Now suppose i woke up at about the age of 26 or later. would i be matuer? or would i still have my childish urges? Ponder that thought.... now imagine THAT as a movie. it would be sweet, expeccially if i could get steve martin to be lead actour. we all saw his tallent in the Pink Panter, i think this movie would make him shine all the more.
I've been watching adult swim alot at night, and i enjoy it alot. except when the block gets to the anime parts, those shows are gay. all they do is take pictures and have voices act out the parts. Half of the show is missing animation. so its gay.
without trying all the things i have said are about television or movies (visual entertainment) and i have come to the conclusion that TV makes me feel that americans are stupid and it takes little to entertain them (gave me inspiration for the tittle at the top). EXPECCIALLY shows like date my mom and other reality shows on MTV in which they hire actors to play the parts of people and act as if they arn't scripted, but we all know they are. this makes them not reality shows at all... it makes them BIG FAT PHONEY's
Laguna Beach is FAKE.
if anyone read all the crap that i just wrote then leave me a comment on how you feel about it. if not then read it because its SWEET.
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